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[–] backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 94 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I don't open source my code bc I don't understand git

[–] nastyyboi@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So, you don't "git it"?

I'll escort myself out.

[–] HamBrick@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

Git push yourself out* to make the obvious joke

[–] HangingFruit@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

We are the same

[–] gratux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

it's just linked lists of commits (except when merging)

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I don't understand linked lists

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In internet terms: It's just a soyjak holding a box with data who is pointing at another soyjak holding a box with data who is pointing at another {insert N-3 of the same soyjaks} soyjak with a box with data without an arm to point with

[–] ibk@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't understand what a soyjak is.

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] sheepishly@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I still don't understand Git but I like this image

[–] gratux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

each commit points to the one before. additionally a commit stores which lines in which files changed compared to the previous commit. a branch points to a particular commit.

[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] philm@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Almost... To be precise it's a Merkle DAG

[–] jack@monero.town 14 points 1 year ago

It's perfectly fine to just make a zip available

[–] shaked_coffee@feddit.it 11 points 1 year ago
[–] frezik@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago

There's a guy out there who made a reversible NES emulator, meaning it can run games backwards and come to the correct state. He made a brilliant post on Reddit /r/programming linking his ideas for the emulator to quantum mechanics.

Then he was asked why he didn't distribute his program in git. He said that he didn't know git.

To me, that's a pretty good example of the difference between computer science and software engineering.

[–] xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

You can open source your code just by uploading it on some kind of cloud storage and setting it as publicly available.