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[–] Neil@lemmy.ml 31 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Not sure if this counts, but one guy I knew would boast about how he never drinks water. It was a matter of pride for him that he only drank soda. I know he was lying because I'd seen him drink water, but better not tell him that.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 6 points 10 months ago

My female coworker doesnt like water guess its not just men, I tell her the migraines she gets is probably from dehydration but she says its not

[–] maryjayjay@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Water is a gateway drug. 70% of alcoholics and 90% of heroin addicts used water before moving on to drugs and alcohol

[–] ginerel@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That remembers me about this older video. It's in Romanian, but it says "stay away from water" and the images are from some sparkling water commercials presented as the consequences of anyone drinking water.

[–] sarmale@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago

Monixidul de dihidrogen dăunează grav sănătății!

[–] jak@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 months ago

What’s the meaning of the adjective for hallucinations?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

breathing the air around us is also a gateway drug to everything else.

[–] CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Kids as young as one year old are getting hooked on dihydrogen monoxide these days and 100% of users eventually die. It's a real scourge.

[–] bfg9k@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

For anyone thinking of only drinking soda, have fun with the constant headaches and hurting when you pee. Plus your pee is absolutely rank.

[–] serpentofnumbers@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago

real men have stinky pee