Felix has been guessing the funniest outcome for years now and has a fairly solid record of being correct. He predicted Genocide Joe actually winning the primaries in 2020 when Biden was essentially out of race before SC and the Obama calls went out. Since then I've also shared his view.

If the US ends up Balkanizing over a made up border crisis that the dems are desperately and actively helping republicans fabricate

That would be pretty funny

The first civil war will always have themes of like righteous and moral fortitude. Not that everyone was there for the cause of emancipation, but that was the end result.

And civil war two is like a limp dicked, cum barely dribbling out of a 45 year old divorced dad's cock. Fought over some bullshit lies and exaggerations based on racism that both parties actually agreed on. I mean, that's pretty fucking funny. Am I probably going to die? I dunno. But if I do die due to this conflict it will undoubtedly have been for absolutely nothing! And that's kinda funny