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Wanted Drug Kingpin Keeps Exposing His Location in Mundane Google Reviews (www.thedailybeast.com)

submitted 8 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] testeronious@lemmy.world 43 points 8 months ago (1 children)

dude wanted to leave a bad review so much that he risked his billionaire drug empire.

[–] didnt_readit@lemmy.world 47 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Funny thing is most of them are good reviews not bad lol

It’s funny reading these mundane “the service was great, good steak” kind of review and knowing it’s written by a billionaire drug kingpin 😂

[–] testeronious@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

"service was great, didn't even have to kill the waiter"

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is it like Gus Fring, where anything positive he says always has a double edged threat to it?

[–] didnt_readit@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Mostly just seems genuinely positive haha