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Jealous Florida Senate Hurriedly Passes Bill Allowing Teachers to Pistol Whip Tardy Students (thehardtimes.net)

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[-] uberdroog@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

I mean at this point you should get a SSN card and a gun. If it is that important we should replace food and housing security programs with personal security programs. Whoever can afford the bigger gun is automatically the winner.

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