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[-] ArbiterXero@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago

Figuring out fact from fiction keeps getting harder

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Right? Like they’d pay teachers enough to buy their own firearm. Pshhh

[-] AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

The Onion sent their journalists to the future to do actual journalistic work and sent them back to us to deliver news as satire. You can't convince me they do it any differently. Too many Onion articles turned out surprisingly close to home over time.

[-] ifGoingToCrashDont@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

At press time, Arizona lawmakers revived a bill from the 1860s that would allow teachers to publicly hang any students accused of “sass mouth.”

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[-] uberdroog@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I mean at this point you should get a SSN card and a gun. If it is that important we should replace food and housing security programs with personal security programs. Whoever can afford the bigger gun is automatically the winner.

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