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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] ech@lemm.ee 36 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Snape. Snape. Severus Snape.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dumbledore

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 7 months ago

Ron Weasley!

[–] Zoop@beehaw.org 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dumbledooooore!

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 months ago

Snape? Kids? .... Nakey time!