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[-] jws_shadotak@sh.itjust.works 94 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Based on that EKG, the fediverse is in some sort of v-tach and blood is not pumping efficiently enough to have a pulse

[-] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago
[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

I will go get the AED. Keep Doing compressions till I return.

[-] Molten_Moron@lemmings.world 11 points 5 months ago

Dude it's been 3 hours, where did you go for that AED? I don't mind continuing compressions, but my lips are really getting chapped.

[-] Moops@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Shit, we forgot to call EMS didn't we?

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago
[-] jws_shadotak@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

It looks like a mix of both, but the widened QRS complexes are what I'm going off of.

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

I suppose the treatment is the same. I'll start compressions if you don't mind getting the defibrillator and drawing up some epi

[-] jws_shadotak@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'll take care of compressions

this post was submitted on 12 May 2024
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