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Stop body shaming
I'll never stop calling you fuckers out on it
It's a joke. And it's metaphorical more than anything else. I have no desire to care about the size of anyone's penis. The idea is that they are compensating for something, and those dudes are the ones who actually do care about that shit
In the same vein, things can "suck dick" without it mattering who sucks dick and any value judgments were placed on that in the past. It's an expression.
So you body shame women too or just men? Lol
Weird question. Why not read replies if you're gonna pretend to care?
I read it, but I just don't know how to reply to your mental gymnastics
How is this the same vein as making fun of someone's appearance? You have a choice to suck dick lmao. It feels so stupid to even type this out, that's why I didn't take the bait
So what situations is it acceptable to make fun of how women look if this is so nuanced?
...I never said there was nuance. It's pretty simple. If someone chooses to be a shithead you can use their insecurities against them.
Honestly the older I get I kinda agree. Like the same as something being gay in place of lame.
But gosh it does pack a punch. What is another thing we could say that summarizes what we're trying to get across so succinctly without having to act like we have a psychology degree?
Yeah in 10 years this will be totally unacceptable and cringe
Well, there's no time like the present
It's only body shaming if they actually have small penises
It's only body shaming is they care.
Speaking as an Asian in a honky dong world: even if I gave a shit there's nothing I can do about it. Shame away, kings
Couple things super quick. 1) nothing screams "I don't care" like fighting someone for several lengthy replies and
When did I ever say only femmes are tasting my lumpia? C'mon, homie. My diminutive oriental dingus is less lonely than you think.
I've never had a problem with my race. Reading your weird rebuttal makes me feel downright chauvanistic. 2 quips is "several lengthy replies" if you're not genetically predisposed to be good at math, i guess
Bruh I got you and rab mixed up. This is why I try not to comment once my ADHD meds wear off.
I just want to repeat the phrase "honky dong." Thank you.
Comments like this is what turns regular people "off" of the left.
It's a fucking joke, not everything needs white knighting.
It's still body shaming, though.
So do you think that all of the following are true?
If both were true, congratulations, you would have successfully found someone body shaming. Since neither are true (obviously), you found jack shit but sounded pompous anyhow
You're really passionate about shaming people for their physical shortcomings (ba dum tss). I suggest you invest that energy into becoming a less toxic person.
https://www.kcl.ac.uk/penis-size-shaming-is-still-too-normalised.-its-time-to-talk-about-it
What a weirdo. I guess tells us your size, or that you have a big redneck truck. Both?
Don't label me left wing lmao
I'm just a decent enough person to not make people feel bad about things they have zero control over