Not The Onion

12233 readers

847 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

Links to news stories from...
...credible sources, with...
...their original headlines, that...
...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

kescusay@lemmy.world

735

Nikki Haley writes ‘finish them’ on IDF artillery shells during Israel visit (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 5 months ago by jeffw@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

262 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 63 points 5 months ago (5 children)

I'm gonna vote for Biden if I have to rise from the dead and crawl through broken glass to do so, and I hope everyone reading this thread does.

I'm not willing to pretend he's not facilitating an ongoing genocide though.

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Truth. Unfortunately. Brandon 2024.

[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I'm not.

I'm not American nor in the US.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lucky you lol

[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not really. I'm in Northern Ireland and my vote does fuck all to affect who's elected UK Prime Minister. The current governing party runs candidates here but they've never won a seat and their closest competitors don't run any candidates at all here. Never mind I live in a stronghold seat so it won't change anyway.

[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Have you tried driving your neighbors to the polling place and before you get there telling them how the other candidate fed glass to your dog?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 5 months ago

Personal failure, smh

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This. You deal with the choice in front of you, and not the ones you wish you had. Life is bigger than our little worlds.