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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Does seem like a bit of a self own.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"I have created man and woman!"

"I have also made women icky so they have to go hide in a tent for 1/4 of their life"

Okay whatever weirdo.

"I have created shell fish! Do not eat them!"

Strong agree here sea bugs are gross. Point; god

"Hey, this is a mixed residential area! Zoning prohibits buildings over three stories! Aight you little shits try building a skyscraper when half of you speak swahili and the other half speak dutch!"

Petty, but funny. God win.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I love me some clams. But a good chunk of those religious dietary restrictions were made with solid reasoning.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

"Don't Eat Shellfish" is the ancient world equivalent of "Don't ride in a helicopter"

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 5 months ago