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submitted 5 months ago by MacedWindow@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] criitz@reddthat.com 27 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Q: Why does Leo only date beautiful 23 year olds?

A: Because he can.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 32 points 5 months ago (3 children)

My question is rather why do the 23 year olds date him.

I guess also because they can...

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fun coupons. So many fun coupons

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz -3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

ok but like do they also kiss him for that? because eww

[–] prayer@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago

It's the legal way to sell your body.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Because he is famous and rich?

Whats hard to understand about that?

[–] BURN@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Lots of women have a thing for older men, or are willing to put up with older men for the benefits that come with it (money, fame, etc)

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How do you even date twenty people at once???

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It's easy when they're only 3 years old.