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[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 108 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ugh baby, cocaine in the yacht jacuzzi again? Cant we stay at home one weekend?

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 33 points 1 year ago

I’m telling you baby we should be snorting this stuff. Way more efficient than soaking it up like epsom salt.

[–] Coasting0942@reddthat.com 65 points 1 year ago

I like this explanation better lol

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 35 points 1 year ago

Real life Mr Peanutbutter.

[–] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

Really makes a lot of sense.

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

It's true, I've watched this documentary about this woman in her twenties who dumped Leo after being in an dysfunctional relationship with him.

I think it's called "The Wolf of Wall Street" or something.

[–] criitz@reddthat.com 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Q: Why does Leo only date beautiful 23 year olds?

A: Because he can.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My question is rather why do the 23 year olds date him.

I guess also because they can...

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fun coupons. So many fun coupons

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ok but like do they also kiss him for that? because eww

[–] prayer@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

It's the legal way to sell your body.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Because he is famous and rich?

Whats hard to understand about that?

[–] BURN@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Lots of women have a thing for older men, or are willing to put up with older men for the benefits that come with it (money, fame, etc)

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do you even date twenty people at once???

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's easy when they're only 3 years old.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago (5 children)

As a man it was in my mid twenties I realized he’s a good actor and not just a teenage heartthrob.

I hated him when I was a kid. Later I realized him getting all the girls doesn’t mean he’s a bad guy.

It was when I watched The Island that I first realized he’s a good actor.

[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nobody said anything about his acting. This is about him never dating anyone over 25.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I said something about acting

[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ah, I figured you thought you were on-topic (that the original post was somehow critical of his acting?), not on a tangent. My mistake.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

But that was Ewan McGregor?

Lol, I think you mean Shutter Island.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Oh you’re right I was thinking of Mike Myers in Wayne’s World

Hey Mister Donut Head Man who’s trying to kill ya?

I don’t know but they better not!

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

I think they meant the beach.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Same as a ten young adult I didn't think much of him. As I got older I realized just how good he is as an actor.

[–] norimee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Confidentially missed the point.

I agree, he is a good actor. But he is also a sleezebag who only dates models half his age and consistently dumps them when they turn 25.

Even though I respect his work, I have no respect for him as a person anymore.

[–] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Top Secretly missed the point

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Made a different point

[–] minibyte@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Romeo + Juliet for me. It got me through a Lit. paper.

[–] Paprika@lemmy.cafe 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Yeah, but it still doesn't explain why he's never dated (since he was 25) a woman his own age.

Or I guess he's just an instant bore to anyone who has life experience? That seems possible.

[–] hexabs@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

Boy you catch on quick

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Thatsthejoke.jpeg

[–] thefrankring@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's not me, it's you.

[–] cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If I was a rich Megastar I too would use my status and money to date beautiful young women

[–] Bob@midwest.social 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I very much wouldn't. I'm not interested in the kinds of things a young trophy wife is going to offer. I think being a rich megastar would be bad for my dating game, because it would attract all the wrong people.