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[-] mustGo@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago
  • download every episode of Winnie the Poo
  • navigate to Tienanmen Square daily
  • record yourself feeding sparrows every morning

You will be immediately classified as a high threat target and directly monitored by Xi Jinping.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

It's true, I did this and Xi used Juche necromancy (which he learned from the evil Kim Jong un) to resurrect Mao, who then proceeded to make me endure a struggle session and then sent me to the countryside to chop trees.

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