In a post-debate interview at the White House, Mr. Biden said "And behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads. And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and di— did, uh, ya know, the thing."

[–] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

“Aw man, I shouldna’t have said that.”

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

It's clear dementia is taking Biden, that's what they mean. Despite being a piece of shit, Biden right now reminds me of my grandpa a month before the cancer took him.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yeah. He was never exactly sharp, but the guy has a reaction time approaching that of a sloth on tranquilizer now

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Biden died when he fell down the stairs a few years ago. The current "Biden", or "Brandon" as it likes to be called is the culmination of 70 years of deep state projects working towards creating the perfect liberal. The speech issues are a sign this clone is deteriorating. A new one will soon be hatched.

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Unable to replicate the robust vitality imparted by Juche necromancy, even to a clone pathetic

[–] elpaso@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

A senile old man at a golf course.

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

The ship of Theseus.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

His stutter has gotten worse

[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

A meat popsicle