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[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 56 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Hot dog and ketchup? Aren’t ketchup and mustard like, the standard condiments on a hot dog?

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 29 points 4 months ago (3 children)

i'm convinced this ketchup and hot dog hate is some ironic thing USians started dreaming up five years ago. what else can you put ketchup on but a hot dog? it's like one of two possible uses for ketchup, besides dipping fries in.

nooo don't put the hot dog condiment on a hot dog that's weeeeird smuglord

[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah like hot dog, burger, and fries are like the only things ketchup is even used for

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I know people who put it on pizza, i do not condone it, but it's somewhat popular even

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I know someone who puts some on one slice then puts another slice on top like a pizza slice sandwich with ketchup in between.

Weird.

[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

After looking into it a bit, apparently people in Chicago think ketchup is a child’s hotdog condiment?

Bro hotdogs are a child’s food the fuck are you saying. “Oh god barbecue sauce is such a childish condiment to have with your dinosaur chicken nuggets”

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

actually you're supposed to dip your smiley fries in tartar sauce or truffle mayo

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hardboiled eggs are also great with ketchup.

And, if you are discworld dwarf, rats.

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Hardboiled eggs are also great with ketchup.

Czy kurwa każdy ojciec trzyma te jebane zdanie???????

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A WYBUCHŁY CI KIEDY JAJCA PO CALEJ KUCHNI? TAKIE TWARDE MAJĄ BYĆ ŻE SIĘ STALAKTYTY NA SUFICIE ROBIĄ!

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Kurwa jeżeli jajco nie jest boingy boingy przy dotyku i nie rozpierdala się rzułtko na jebaną żekę po kaflach to co to ma być kurwa za jajco no??????

Twarde, bo twardym cza być, nie mientkim.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah it's literally in every fastfood i ever seen, OP must be britposting or something. About the rest i have no idea what ranch even is, milkshake is disgusting with anything except rightoid face, and apple pie is most overrated pastry ever.

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ja ci kurwa pozwole na ten jabłecznik slander dziadu ty zły ty wredny kurwa

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hahaha precz z japkiem profanie jam że jest bananowa młodzież

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

polak co japku mówi nie herezja

pewnie gruszki wpierdalasz ja to wiem

[–] bitwolf@lemmy.one 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I remember seeing discourse around Mustard being deemed the official hot dog condiment.

I believe that could play into this. That said, as a ketchup hater I support their motion.

[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In my mind the standard hotdog isn’t just one or the other, it’s both.

Like if you asked me out of nowhere to draw a hotdog it would include both ketchup and mustard

And I don’t say this as a defense, I hate ketchup and I’m not really a fan of hotdogs in general

[–] bitwolf@lemmy.one 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I recall seeing a lot of toys in my childhood with both condiments also.

I also recall being asked "ketchup? Mustard?" when getting a hot dog at barbeques.

I agree it's the standard, but I'll always playfully respond "are you sure you dont want Sriracha?" when asked for ketchup

[–] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 months ago

I mean if you asked me that I would definitely unironically say 'sure' and probably miss the whole point of the joke you were trying to make.