vote for Harris now

nowhere did she imply that

a golfing santa claus for a joker? that's the most that ever happened

MikeLaoShi

fucking westerners that go to china and get a nice ass high paid teaching job despite having no qualifications besides being a and then have the nerve to whine about how not everything in china is the same as back home and le seeseepee is le evil authoritarian, despite having just witnessed the effects of the fastest increase in living standards and economic growth on earth

shut up and enjoy the privilege of being paid 25K/month for waving flashcards at kids and playing songs off a usb stick, or go home to kkkrakkkerstan

lady liberty's diet is so devoid of fiber and nutrients that she has a pennsylvania lodged in her colon. will she please stop this carnivore diet bullshit?

宝岛

the chiangist brigands have infiltrated wuhan

i call it monorrhea because i only have a single butthóle

the hills have bis

when i want to get that nicotine high but i also want my mouth and clothes to smell like burnt cat food

maybe i only had shit cigars because the only times i had them were when old dudes gave me cheap cigarillos playing pool.

i like burmese cheroots though, you can get them in yunnan for very cheap and they're smooth and funky

live in a house built inside a giant aquarium. spend the daily hours that normal people need to work inventing a new language. hire a director and finance 10 giant schlockfest movies about farting aliens or australian cowboys on mars or evil dutch people that eat chicken, and release them to theaters because you have the financial power to do that. fund every stupid kickstarter for shitty game ideas that were posted ten years ago. become a vineyard owner guy just to outcompete dumbass washed up rockstars with vineyards, then crash the vineyard economy. anything.

why does this look like a screenshot from Peep show

pede show

not only that but the sperm has to be blasted by a wet peen straight onto the cervix. that's how souls are created.

"pink drug with cocaine character"

meanwhile in the us it's "pink cokayn™"