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[–] iminsomuchpainv2@hexbear.net 64 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Oh no my grandmother's inheritance stonks-down

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 50 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Funniest outcome of this shit. The dude will now probaly #HODL until the stock goes to zero and Intel declares bankruptcy. This is why WallstreetBets is an irreplaceable subreddit.

[–] crime@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm OOTL, what did some reddit-logo nerd do?

[–] VernetheJules@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yolo'd $700k of his $800k inheritance entirely on Intel like a few hours before it tanked

https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1ehjuzj/i_bought_700k_worth_of_intel_stock_today/

It's the perfect foil to other person who did a bunch of "DD" pepe-silvia on why Crowdstrike was overvalued, mere hours before they brought down millions of mission-critical windows machines across the planet

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[–] HumanAnarchist@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Holy fuck is I was Meemaw I would be so astronomically pissed.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I think the nature of inheritance suggests that if you were Meemaw you would be dead, sad to say.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Meemaw's revenge! She's back from hell to call you a dipshit for gambling away your inheritance without even getting free drinks at the high roller table.

[–] HumanAnarchist@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

I would come back as a ghost just to terrorize this spoiled brat.