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[–] GVAGUY3@hexbear.net 41 points 3 months ago (21 children)

Fun fact: Kamala is only 6 months younger than Walz

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 53 points 3 months ago (20 children)

The mandatory Midwestern diet of exclusively honey ham and corn is not conducive to aging gracefully.

[–] crime@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago (3 children)

hey now, you forgot the third food group, cream cheese

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They should replace the Illuminati pyramid on dollar bills with this

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

~~THE ALL-SEEING EYE~~

THE TWO CREAMCHEESE CONTAINERS

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you store the cream cheese within viewing distance of salt and pepper, it basically counts as guacamole.

[–] crime@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In that case, you can substitute ketchup.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact: "ketchup" is the Midwestern word for "salsa"

[–] TheDeed@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Thought that was "ranch "

[–] gueybana@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] crime@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

mix it all together and baby you've got a casserole

[–] Southloop@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I believe they would call that a “salad” in Minnesota.

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Frog eye salad is a sweet and creamy fluffy style salad that features mandarin oranges and pineapple. The pastel marshmallows make it extra fun. It is perfect for Easter or any time! If you are a fan of Midwestern fluff salads, you are in the right place.

[–] hypercracker@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

holy shit I've actually had this before as a kid at some after-service church thing lmfao core memory unlocked

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Update your medical history ASAP

[–] crime@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

if it's cold it's a "salad", if it's warm it's "hotdish"

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