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Dude is ruthless... I like him! (lemmy.ca)
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[–] Mishmash2000@lemmy.nz 65 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

He wouldn't have to if his opponents weren't a self confessed couch molester and an ex President who is a 34 times convicted felon?! Now only one of these is literally true, but which one?? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

EDIT: re-attached missing limb

EDIT: what's going on?! I have my forearm back but I've lost BOTH upper arms?!

EDIT: I have succesfully re-attached all limbs but now I'm trapped in this grey box?!

EDIT: I was actually nervous to make one more edit, but I'm pleased to announce that the procedure was a complete success! All limbs have been restored and the patient is recovering well!

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 33 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Hey, did you know there's a special federal law that kicks in when you have 34 felonies? Yea just tell all your conservative ~~friends~~ acquaintances to Google "Trump Rule 34"

[–] fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You evil genius.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hey! We’re name buddies!

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Neither can be disproven.

[–] nononsfw@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I thought the couch fucker thing was just a meme??

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

It can't be disproven. You can't prove that he didn't fuck a couch.

[–] RadicallyBland@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The couch thing is a myth, but it's still funny to propagate it anyway.

[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

I believe the couch.

[–] NotAnotherLemmyUser@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Here, you dropped this \ To prevent anymore lost limbs throughout the fediverse, correctly escape the arms and shoulders by typing the shrug as

¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

Edit: Fixed missing arms as well. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] Mishmash2000@lemmy.nz 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cheers! I wondered where that went??! I'll get it re-attached asap!

[–] NotAnotherLemmyUser@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Cheers! I just realized that I also typed it wrong initially so that you lost other limbs. I edited the other comment with the correction.

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Just use Voyager. One and done.¯\_(ツ)_/¯