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Chick-fil-A is reportedly launching a streaming service. Nobody wants this. (mashable.com)

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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

It’ll be cooking shows on how to make everything taste like it was soaked in pickle juice for thirty years , and then served up with a side of smug Christian pretension.