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I had a 1999 Pokémon Base Set Shadowless 1st Edition Holo Charizard and I left it out on the table at lunch one day and it was stolen by Andrew Carnegie who used the funds to become a railroad tycoon.
Fuckin' capitalism man.
Andrew Carnegie’s cat: “Meowth! That’s right!”
Sounds more like a Yu-Gi-Oh thing...
I hate when that happens.
Every single time