Don't worry the base is flared for the user.

"Sir, I think that you are a fake gay. Prove to me that you are a real gay by sensually kissing me on the mouth right now. Then after the show, provide further evidence by fingering my prostate and telling me to call you daddy. Do you think you are a real enough gay to top me daddy?" - tucker-catboy

They should have never stopped, it is so obvious.

"This guy that has a gravelly voice and picks up road kill and dissects beached whales is weird"

"This guy that tries to bribe women into having his children by offering a horse and names his children XAE-12 and is high on ket all the time to the point of pissing himself is weird"

There is no way to even deny it.

Victims of Hexbear Memorial Foundation

Traurig, wer wird die Untermenschen töten?

Nice, hope your touring is going a bit better now!

Beechers Bibles! JB-shining-aggro

It is harder for a rich man to enter heaven than for a camel to go through an eye of the needle.

But him to suddenly be fixated on this does lend credence to those weird bruises and swellings actually representing some rapid decline in his health.

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

You merely adopted the movie mindset. I was born into it, molded by it. By the time I saw live, non-recorded theatre I was already a man.

But, but... He has to be anti-Semitic! He thinks Palestinians are people!

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I thought this was bound to happen due to the sabotage of the post office that is somewhat bipartisan but increased with Trump term 1. But yesterday my grandmother just got a birthday card she had sent to me two years ago returned as "undeliverable" despite the address being correct and the postage paid. And this also caused me to find out that this happened to several other relatives, though without the two year delay, despite the address and postage being definitely correct.

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Nearly 30 years ago I went to cracker barrel with my parents and grandparents, for the only time. I remember that I didn't like the food and I ended up walking through the "country store" afterwards, which I only remember because of the big rocking chair. I hope it goes so woke that it is broke so other 5 year olds don't have to suffer through the same experience.

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German Idealism (hexbear.net)

Everyone keeps talking about "German Idealism". Kant this and Hegel that. But what is so ideal about Germans? The Germans actually seem pretty flawed to me.

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Logic Test (hexbear.net)

If Up is Down and Down is Up, what is Left?

A) Left is Left, inverting one axis does not invert the others

B) Left is Right, this is obviously a parity inversion, like the particle physicists talk about

C) Left no longer exists, space has obviously collapsed into a singularity

D) Fuck you, Left is Green!

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This floor is sticky and I think we should take better care of this space.

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Is this bad enough for this subreddit?

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Socrates: Tell me what is a "Bad Post?"

Radio Free: Well, forsooth, it is a post that is worthy of derision or one would find bad

Socrates: What is bad?

Radio Free: Well, it is the absence of good.

Socrates: And what is good, if it is not absence of bad. How does one compare the difference in a good apple from a good draft horse?

Radio Free: well good must mean that they are desirable, maybe by fulfilling some function?

Socrates: So how are they judged as good unilaterally, as the same object can serve multiple functions. A fat cat can be cute and funny, but not useful at pulling a cart.

Radio Free: You are right and wise Socrates, maybe you should be the one posting.

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 89 points 7 months ago

Rittenhouse fumbled the right-wing grifting bag so bad when he briefly said he was anti-Trump.

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