this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2025
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[–] crime@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Calling in sick while you feel prefectly healthy

gigachad

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Friendly reminder that, in many USian work places, vacation time is paid out when you leave but sick time is not.

Feel like taking a day trip? Call in sick. Save up your vacation time for a nice payout.

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i thought this was pretty much what everyone else did because it's the rational thing to do. But no, people are so much more puritanical than I ever imagined.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

The first Nazi you have to kill is the Nazi in your mind.

There are way too many mind Nazis still alive and well.

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

my coworkers: see masks don't work he's called in sick again!

me: sicko-yes

[–] TheChemist@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

I did that in school sometimes.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago

"ok well let me know when i get back what you're going to do about me not being there"

[–] GarfieldOfficial@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

“If you don’t show up, you may as well start looking for a new job!”

Me who started planning my departure as soon as I arrived catgirl-smug

[–] leanleft@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

fax machine is broken. sorry..
try mailing your paper request with postal stamps.
how bout dem robotic workers, eh?