I want to return this pez dispenser it only dispensed a dozen treats and now it's not working
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Hey hurry the fuck up I'm on lunch break from my job at the stupid ass factory!
Hi, my friend said they got a call from you saying you're "all out of me," does that mean that you, uh, sell copies of me here? And how much are they?
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Kshh shung
"ATTENTION ALL FUCKING DUMBASSES, WE GOT A MANAGER'S SPECIAL ON T SHIRTS ON AISLE NEGATIVE FOUR INCLUDING ALL FLAVORS! COOL RANCH, CHEESE BLASTED, BARBEQUE, GRASS, SWEET CHIPOTLE, AND DIRT. THANK YOU!"
Dirt shirts are a legit tourist trap purchase on Prince Edward Island. Their is a lot of red clay in the mud which stains like a motherfucker so they sell shirts dyed in it as a thing. They even have PEI Dirt Shirt printed on em. Half of the kids I knew growing up near the island had one.
Wow, you have a huge selection of Funko Pops here
starts jelqing my hog ooouughh im ambout to crank ougghhhh
Is the nincompoop machine still broken? I want a frozen dumb ass.
yeah the machine is working fine. you want sprinkles on that?
Yes please
okay so i put sprinkles on the machine and then it caught fire and broke. no more frozen dumbasses, sorry :(
Where do you keep the Skub
uhhhhhh we ran out three months ago and nobody remembered to order any
Uhhhhhhhh yes I'll have the uhhh the ummm uhhh hmmm one sec uhhh incoherent whispering yeah okay the uhhh hmmm mmm yea...no...nuhhhh hmmm uhhhhh one uhhhh can I make it a large uhhhh hmm or maybe another hmm no I had that last time one second I need a second just uhhh hmmm one ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Kshh shung
"MAINTENENCE, SOME DUMBASS SPILLED HOT DOG WATER ALL OVER AISLE 5, CAN YOU CLEAN THAT SHIT UP? THANKS, BABE!"
I want a lot of lottery tickets but all very specific ones and I'd like to scratch them all at the counter and make people wait behind me plz.
I need five
we got fives over in aisle two
Got any grapes?
we don't got grapes. we got "raisins" but they're actually just rat turds. don't tell my boss i told the customers that again
four candles please
we don't got candles. best i can do is a sparkler stuck in a brick of styrofoam. the fumes WILL kill your brain cells though
no, four candles
cups hand over ear and leans in
Fork handles? those are on aisle kissy face emoji
Huh?
I SAID
WELCOME TO THE FUCKING DUMBASS STORE FOR STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS, IS THERE SOMETHING I CAN HELP YOU FIND TODAY?
Uhhh....... I need help. I'm looking for something but I'm not sure if you have it.
yeah what are you looking for?
Do you have... um.. I'm working on something but I need that, you know, the thing? I forget what it's called. Do you know if you have it? I came here for it.
uhhh we have forgetting pills on aisle poop emoji. They make you forget stuff but maybe if you take them upside down they'll help you remember what you're looking for
I didn't say I needed forgetting pills. I have those already. I just forget to take them, that's all. Do you have what I'm looking for?
uhhhhh we got mystery boxes of shit on aisle 2? they might have what you're looking for inside
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I will have a number 526627 and a small number 13645433
uhhhh biggest number we got is 7
did you want 11199785 with that?
i would like one communism please
Eh hem, looking for communism at the idiot store because it doesn't work? I am very intelligent 
i… i… meant that… it would be silly to look for communism in the store, when it’s obviously in the factory 
i'm buying out the entire store, i hate this place and i want to take away the pleasure of shopping at the dumbass store from other dumbasses. i am the main dumbass anyway
whispers quietly can I have a turkey sandwich... And could you uh... Gets quieter take your shoes off and step on my bread
uhhhhh FeetMart is about 5 blocks down Oak Street, on the left across from the Denny's
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I put on my robe and wizard hat
Do you carry mini-trucking magazine?
nah we only have monster trucking magazine
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