this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

"Women voting? Sure why not. Anyone dumb enough to want to vote should be able to”

[–] Valorie12@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The first time I ran into the KKK in the woods, I was really glad I had a stick of dynamite on me.

[–] Litany@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's funny if you watch them for a minute too, their burning cross catches its surroundings on fire, burning many of them to death.

[–] Valorie12@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Interesting. Muuuch more satisfying to blow them up, though.

[–] noxet@mander.xyz 30 points 2 days ago (8 children)

And somehow this game is never part of the examples that some bigots are listing when talking about woke games.

Similarly with Cyberpunk 2077 and Baldur's Gate 3. Both of those games are gay as fuck.

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[–] quixotic120@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Anon wants to play as Micah

[–] IceFoxX@lemm.ee 19 points 2 days ago (29 children)

Much people forget before black slavery there was white slavery... So its just good if there is none slavery.

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[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's funny because moron used to be a medical term as well.

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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 142 points 3 days ago (43 children)

A fuckin CENSORED greentext? Really? Never thought I'd see the day 4chan got whitewashed lol

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[–] hactar42@lemmy.world 119 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I love the fact that the slave owner is not only the one unarmed person you don't lose honor for killing, but you actually gain honor for killing him.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago (5 children)

You also don’t lose honor for killing this guy, and can do it right in front of the police without them reacting

https://reddead.fandom.com/wiki/Norris_Forsythe

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[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago (30 children)

I'm honestly surprised that no one calls this game woke

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Nobody except the craziest of crazy thinks negatively about woke stuff if the actual content is good. Examples of good ones from the top of my hat: Arcane S1, Last of Us S1E3, Twin Peaks S3E4.

This is how you actually influence opinions to a good direction.

When the wokeism was apparently more important to the producers than the quality of the actual product is when shit gets irritating and from the pov of activism, counter-productive.

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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 67 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (14 children)

> You will not be able to play multiplayer without hackers ruining the experience

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