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[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 238 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

Oracle linux, just tell them your carpet has an unlicensed database.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 89 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I was invited to a user group where oracle Linux was trying to get more adopters. The coolest thing they had was the ability to update a kernel driver while it was running. In place. Without downtime.

I asked them if they planned on pushing this improvement to the kernel devs and they just gave me a blank face.

Told me everything I needed to know about Oracle Linux. I promptly formatted the thumb drive they gave me for free.

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 months ago

If they released it for free then Ubuntu wouldn't have Ubuntu Pro to sell subscriptions to.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 2 months ago

They want to clean the carpet, not lose the house.

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[–] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 123 points 2 months ago (2 children)

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 98 points 2 months ago (3 children)

All of them except Hannah Montana Linux, which is the One True Linux.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 51 points 2 months ago (2 children)

TempleOS is the one TRUE OS

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

TempleOS is God's chosen OS, but I don't live at church. I use TempleOS to pray, and Hannah Montana Linux for personal tasks. That way I get the best of both worlds.

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[–] Itsamelemmy@lemmy.zip 94 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Similar to a joke my dad told in the 90's

If Microsoft ever makes a product that doesn't suck, it'll be a vacuum cleaner.

[–] nossaquesapao 11 points 2 months ago

Your dad is a great dadjoker!

[–] besmtt@lemmy.world 75 points 2 months ago (3 children)

https://valetudo.cloud/

[–] nfms@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This actually looks cool with several robots being supported

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[–] droans@midwest.social 72 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Apparently it's Athena Linux. At least, that's what the hackable vacuums use.

[–] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 45 points 2 months ago (4 children)

https://builder.dontvacuum.me/

This website is great xD

Privacy Policy: I do not care about privacy and will try to sell, rent, lease or give away all your information (name, address, email, your pets name, etc.) to any third party (but only if they pay enough). Also I will send you unsolicited email with cute dog puppy pictures.

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[–] nsrxn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 69 points 2 months ago (2 children)

android

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damn I really can't argue with that. The developer is a prick

[–] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can someone seriously type with their penis? Impressive!

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[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 55 points 2 months ago (2 children)

the one you, the reader, uses

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

Now this turned meta-referencial really quick.

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[–] logos@sh.itjust.works 52 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Installing on my fridge. Which one is the coolest?

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 months ago

Kali Linux. All the kids talk about it. All the kids want to be with it.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago

Hannah Montana Linux.

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[–] firegem@lemm.ee 50 points 2 months ago

I'd say Manjaro but they'd probably DDOS your vacuum on accident.

[–] SpatchyIsOnline@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

... My vacuum actually does run Linux.

!It's a roborock with Valetudo installed so it doesn't need internet access!<

[–] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There are dozens of us! Mine is a Dreame D9 with a custom GLaDOS voice pack that I can change by updating a CVS file.

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

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[–] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 31 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Actual: ChromeOS or Android

Snobby: Ubuntu with Unity

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[–] communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 31 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Manjaro, easy choice.

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[–] frezik@midwest.social 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Windows running WSL running a VM running Debian 2.2.

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[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

RHEL because the best Linux is the one you pay for.

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's people who pay for Linux!? 😭

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 26 points 2 months ago (10 children)

mostly enterprise people

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[–] myersguy@lemmy.simpl.website 22 points 2 months ago

Manjaro might be good, but you'll have to adjust the vacuum's clock every time you want to clean

[–] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Joe Linux

[–] AlijahTheMediocre@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Linux who?

[–] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Joe Mama Linux

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[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 19 points 2 months ago

Void

Get it? Because a vaccuum is a vo--

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 months ago

Our roborock robot vacuum runs Ubuntu (I'm not joking)

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

"I use Arch btw"

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 months ago

Just use Windows, it has WSL

[–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

TiVo

[–] glowing_hans@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I want to install Linux on a Vacuum cleaner, which sucks the most?

Nix-OS. Nix translates to "nichts" in german, which translates to "nothing" in english. A vacuum creates sucktion force.

Also I get endless error messages sometimes, when I run nixos rebuild switch --upgrade, that sucks in a metaphorical sense, I need to modify the versions of programs I install.

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[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Red Star anybody?

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That Justin Bieber Linux?
(The opposite of Hannah Montana Linux ofc)

[–] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There was a Windows tablet I bought for PDFs only. It ran some terrible Windows 8 lite version. That would easily be the worst Linux distro.

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Ironically it's probably Suckless.

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