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Here's my resignation.

Either it's your fault, it's going to be your fault, or you're cleaning this up. Bottom line: there's a damn-near lethal amount of incompetence in the building and it's time to part ways.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

This was genuinely the comment I was waiting for.

I love you.

I love you too, if only for this short moment where our gazes align. Soon we will drift apart, and you will forget me. I can only hope I’ve had an impact on you. Goodbye.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Monster dot com

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

We should unionize

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Damn thing broke

I fucking quit

[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago

We're insured, right?

[–] Freefall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Get better racking.

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 93 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Wutchilli@feddit.org 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Probably the first thing i would want to hear.

[–] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I'd probably crawl under a corner of the pile and them "save" me. Or run.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

...except Steve, but he's a rounding error.

[–] Khrux@ttrpg.network 14 points 1 day ago

There are actually 0 OSHA incidents every year, but Workplace Incident Georg has 10,000 workplace incidents each day and is an outlier and shouldn't be counted.

Were there any witnesses?

If not: blame the shelves "the thing just buckled when I put the pallet there"

Else: cop to it, I guess? Can't trust nobody in warehouse.

[–] YamahaRevstar@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)

Saw the pallets on the floor lookin' swirly (it wasn’t me)

Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)

Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago

Mr Boombastic

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[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 2 days ago

This osha violation

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Looks like all pallets of drinks. Those are gonna be heavy and probably max out the weight rating. So my response would be:

“Been overloaded for years” 🤷‍♂️

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

4 words. You have to clean it all up now, by hand.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Followed by 2 more words: “I quit”

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago

Zoop! 👉😎👉

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago
  • Hey, shit happens
  • Could be worse
  • Whoops, wrong gear
  • Tesla Cyberforklifts, amirite?
[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 day ago (6 children)

"humans make mistakes"

so many goddamn iNvEsTiGaTiOnS I have to write for work boil down to this

if you're too cheap to engineer out the possibility of human error, don't come crying to me, a human, about it

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[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago
[–] socsa@piefed.social 11 points 1 day ago

They're getting away!

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago

"I told you."

[–] AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 18 points 2 days ago

We got insurance?

[–] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd guess someone reversed a forklift into one of the vertical shelf beams. These beams will carry a good amount of weight when that's only applied vertically.
But if you bend the beams with a forklift, or push them from the side (like when a neighboring shelf falls over), then they will fold under the weight pretty quickly.

[–] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh I know, I was just stating the three words I'd say to my boss. If I ask what happened, then I probably just arrived to see the mess at the same time they did, right? 😁

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Oh yeah, that makes sense. 🙃

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

"better start tidying"

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Saved the eggs.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 11 points 2 days ago

I wasn't here

It was loud

[–] Toes@ani.social 9 points 2 days ago

Good luck Jim

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

"Pfff. Mondays, huh?"

[–] booganiganie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
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