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Rampant consumerism celebrates 59th consecutive Super Bowl victory (newsthump.com)
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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As the empire crumbles ... the President orders more Super Bowls to take place during the year and for free snacks to be distributed to distract the masses .... bread and circuses

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Free snacks? Sounds like communism.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

America won, again!