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[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's easy, you just have to add a "recipe" at the end and it will show you that.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 64 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Next she'll be wanting to throw a lemon-themed party

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Lemonparty.org has some great lemon-themed party ideas.

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My colleague had a small lemon tree in his office that flowered and produced two lemons. In anticipation of their ripening, he posted a sign on his for the advertised "lemon party" where he would make lemonade from them and share. After the party I filled him in (vaguely) on what it meant. He was mortified. The end.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

A lemon tree, eh? Hey! It's been about 12 seconds since we last checked in on our beloved lemon tree. Gotta protect it from those LEMON STEALING WHORES!!!

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

pray for her to not want to know about the reproductive habits of goats

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago

If this is a goatse.cx reference, it has nothing to do with goat sex. I am elated to report to everyone's chagrin that it's an acronym which stands for Guy Opens Asshole To Show Everyone.

If not, I may have missed the video/site this references somehow, but am still glad I got to say the acronym out.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She knows. She’s fucking with you.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Grams got seven kids. She knows more than you do, Billy.

[–] Themadbeagle@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Hey Google 'Creampie recipe' safe search on

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago

Cream pie

Making it two words makes all the difference

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

You clearly underestimate the internet.

[–] Tarkcanis@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

'food creampie' works even with safe search off.

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

So does "Grandma's creampie"

Source: trust me

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

'recipe for creampie' is a better search term to prevent unwanted search suggestions.

[–] Themadbeagle@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago

Words like 'for' make no difference in Google searches, it has to do with how the search index weights words.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Make sure she knows about the effects of Monosodium Glutamate. Make sure she looks up e621 (the E number of MSG), as the name was already censored, to get information on dangers of this commonly used substance.
Google is trying to censor information about this substance to help fellow corporations and tries to make these search attempts look scary by filtering it out with something called "SafeSearch", but the truth must be exposed, so disable it.
P.S.: Text in images takes longer to censor, so it is recommended to look into the image tab

[–] gwilikers@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago

I have no problem with MSG and use it regualraly. But would you really use it in a cream pie?

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

The effects of MSG:

makes for taste good.

Gasp!

[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

and here I thought it was a healthier alternative to NaCl :\

[–] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Yea, make that cream pie with Grandma

[–] pumpkinseedoil@mander.xyz 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I fear I'm missing context, what's wrong with creampies?

[–] Lightsong@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you are serious, look up creampie on urban dictionary.

[–] teegus@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Do you mind finding a good recipe for me? Remember, safe search off, those calories are not good for you.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago

This is an Always Sunny in Philadelphia ep.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

After that she needs to to help with a Portuguese Breakfast.