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[–] anarchiddy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 hour ago

Someone with a medical background please tell me what on earth is happening inside that volume

All I can think of is that alien exo-suit from MIB with an alien operating him inside

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

That's a girdle if I've ever seen one.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 hours ago

I was gonna call it a corset.

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

a lot of things about this picture look fake

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 21 points 5 hours ago

He looks like a broiler chicken.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

The fuck is everyone taking a picture of? Do they need to approve to their friends they were within 20 feet of oh glorious leader Musk?

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 1 hour ago

I don't understand how anyone can be that close to Musk and not take a run at him with the nearest blunt instrument.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The President is behind him too. I don't like either of them, but I can see why people would want to take a picture.

sorry, I see you've made a typo there. The president is the man in black in the front of the photo, the one behind him is just a dog

[–] Karl@programming.dev 2 points 3 hours ago

Is he on hrt?

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

Forget a brick shithouse, he's built like a brick of shit.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 hours ago

He's too curvy to be a super fx chip render.

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 hours ago

Dim MAGA with a low poly Lara Croft bust.

[–] Chaves81@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

This is a clearly user of protection vest…

[–] Bwoj@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

To be clear, this theory doesn’t invalidate what you said.

[–] superdude6504@discuss.online 5 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

No, he really is shaped like that

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

That may be, but it does kinda seem like there's some hard, straight lines under his shirt. Maybe he swallowed a protection vest?

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Dude stole Conner O'Malley's under wardrobe.

[–] w3dd1e@lemm.ee 88 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

He looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld.

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

Came here to say just this.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 70 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

How

It looks more like captain america has some massive honkers and anasarca

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

it looks like something went wrong with the super soldier serum and he became a buff quasimodo instead

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

The Hunch Chest of McDonaldland.

[–] cyan_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 9 hours ago

"My Doge. My White House. My Dune."

[–] NeedyPlatter@lemmy.ca 121 points 15 hours ago (6 children)

Someone's gotta explain to me how Elon manages to look completely different in almost every pic I see of him on the Internet.

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 4 points 5 hours ago

It's possible he has bas posture or just thinks over extending his torso and thrusting his rib cage out makes him look good because that's what it looks like to me

He's still a fat fucking idiot though

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 16 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe a corset when on stage?

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Hope it's not counted as gender affirming care like, say, hair transplants.

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[–] LemmyTryThisAgain@lemmy.world 50 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Maybe he is wearing a body suit? Or he is the shape shifting lizard person Q tried to warn everyone about? /s

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[–] SamboT@lemmy.world 59 points 14 hours ago (9 children)

Real chance of camouflaged bullet proof vest

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 1 points 1 hour ago

Body armor typically covers from around the belly button to around the manubrium of the sternum. The reason I don't think the body armor thing is true true is because of the indents just under the breast/nipple area. Unless the vest is reeeally shaped like that, those curves would not show up. I think back to when I was wearing body armor and remember a pretty obvious line on the front portion where there was an obtuse angle formed as the shirt met the stiff portion and cascaded downwards, but no odd curves where the shirt was pulled tight after that, just wrinkles and folds where the fabric was loose.

Now, that being said, if this is super light body armor (and he's probably enough of an idiot to wear a level I vest and think it's enough), those might show up. The oddities on the back of the shirt do make it appear that something is going on underneath. The thick black line where the shirt is folding inwards could be because of the bottom of a vest, as it lies just around the level of the navel, as you'd expect with body armor. Just in front of the left elbow is another dark patch, which could be due to the fabric being pushed outwards around the location where the straps attach.

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 12 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

That might be a part of it, but...

(cw: Elon Musk in swimsuit)

Titlemusk

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 1 points 1 hour ago

The fuck is happening there? Jesus

[–] SamboT@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Bulletproof implants then

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 2 points 5 hours ago

Not going to do anything if the gunman aims for the head

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 20 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

There's only one way to find out

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[–] Thwompthwomp@lemmy.world 29 points 14 hours ago

I think you’re right — body armor of some kind. He’s scared.

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[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 57 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Bro built like a deep breath.

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[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 90 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

He looks like he takes HGH and doesn't work out

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 65 points 15 hours ago

Bingo. I'm surprised more people aren't calling this out. Musk is taking a unhealthy amounts of "youth drugs" and not actually working out. Dude is so obsessed with his image. Just like Trump who's ties and suits don't fit because he forces his tailor to fit to his ego and not his reality.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 41 points 14 hours ago

When you do roids but to lazy to workout.

[–] aluminium@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Did he shop at the kid's isle?

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 5 hours ago

Nah, he's definitely been to Epstein's Island

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 13 hours ago

Looks like an elderly woman who's boobs have migrated South to the belly

[–] QuincyPeck@lemmy.world 38 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

He’s built like a flabby Rob Liefeld drawing.

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[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It'd be so easy to kill 2 birds with 1 stone right there. Well, maybe not easy.

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