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[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 139 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Because of ethical restraints it is extremely rare for a senior government official, let alone a sitting president, to endorse a consumer product so explicitly.

Yeah... Those were good times.

[–] Zexks@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do they not fucking remember the whole Goya thing last time. He literally shot a commercial from the presidents desk.

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[–] kernelle@0d.gs 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

BRAWNDO

THE THIRST MUTILATOR

it's got electrolytes

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

it’s what plants crave

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago

Like we needed another reason not to buy tesla

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Kimmy@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] TheGreyGhost@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (2 children)

In parallel universes where he wasn't born of a rich family, Trump is a car salesman. This is our universe trying to find balance.

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] blattrules@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The kind that doesn’t know shit about any car on the lot and just tries to pressure you into buying the most expensive car because it’s the most expensive, but was secretly totaled on a flood.

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[–] spiritsong@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I'm not surprised. Didn't Donald Trump used the Oval Office once to promote some... ketchup or sauce or something, and was paid for? I mean it denigrades the station of the office, but does he really care?

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He literally sold the Resolute Desk to Goya for ad space.

This is after he did a Mcdonalds/Dominos ad when he had them cater the NCAA basketball champions' dinner at the White House.

It's what he does.

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago
[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

Don't be surprised, each social media influencer has to make a living by promoting shitty products and scams for the affiliate money.

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[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's Goya beans all over again

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And I've been boycotting Goya ever since.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Same. Turns out they're not much different from store brands anyhow

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[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Elon with his child shield again

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[–] usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Keep boycotting, and join protests outside Tesla showrooms. ~60% of Musk’s wealth is in Tesla shares. Tank the stock and tank his wealth and thus influence

There are protests all across the US and starting to spring up in other countries. Here’s a list of upcoming ones + a guide to help organize one around you if none exist

https://actionnetwork.org/event_campaigns/teslatakedown

This is the easiest boycott of my life. I love it

[–] RagingSnarkasm@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Snake Oil Feedback Loop achievement unlocked.

Seeing musk, trump and a Tesla in a single shot just makes that toxic association so much stronger. I don't think this is going to play out like they hope.

Plus, you know the boycott is working, talk about desperate.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago

when your influence is dying due to your hubris you become desperate and pull something out like this.

[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Searching on Google “how to sell my tesla” or “how to sell my tesla stock” hurts their shares. Scheduling a test drive and not showing up wastes their time and resources :)

[–] DogEarBookmark@reddthat.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well if I'm gonna schedule a test drive i may as well test the hell out of it, no?

[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Read those waivers and see how much you can get away with 😈 “oops, I lost control and scratched the shit out of the side”

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 5 points 1 day ago

I like the cut of your jib!

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

Best politicians money can buy!

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He can't, former and current presidents aren't allowed to

I assume he lacks the ability as well

[–] tonytins@pawb.social 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just because we want electronic cars, doesn't means we'll take Tesla's.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I don't want electric cars. I want electric trains.

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President Musk told his employee to do a photoshoot.

This story makes no sense any other way.

[–] LonstedBrowryBased@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago

This man is one of the most pathetic human beings to ever walk the earth

That's so fucking gross

Such a historical site defaced for such a purpose.

I hope someone's dog shits on the white house lawn and doesn't clean it up

[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

"Daaaad, the other kids are being mean to me!"

[–] Creepo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Rednecks are gonna buy ev to own the libs!

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Trump is for sale.

[–] Zomg@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This the same dipshit who wants to halt federal EV buildout, EV Programs, and federal building charging stations. I doubt any of you needed reminding, but JFC, it pains me that some dummy is gonna buy an EV only AFTER he sat in one for political theater.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago

Well, yeah. It's the same boomer move: pull the ladder up behind you. Musk and Tesla already benefitted from the programs he now wants to cut, to raise the barrier of entry for potential competitors...

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Sawsticars aren't profitable without the carbon taxes credits. Notice no one has suggested getting rid of those.

Those public chargers are competion with Musk's Tesla chargers. The only profitiable part of Tesla.

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

😂 what a waste. I doubt this even moves the needle on public perception. Rednecks aren't buying these things only well off urban Republicans. I can't think many leftists give a shit about these things. They may be fast, but they have no class.

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[–] golden_zealot@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

Surely associating the vehicles even more closely with the primary reason the stock is falling off of a fucking cliff will prevent the stocks from falling off of a cliff.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is the driver's seat waterproof?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you wear the included depends

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[–] mimavox@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Of course he does.

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