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We are approaching levels of grift never thought possible.

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[–] puppetx@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No wonder the seat warmers in my f35 won’t turn on.

[–] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 1 year ago

"enter your card details to allow the plane to burn enough fuel to get you all the way home"

[–] indred0@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If your subscription lapses, you have an ejector seat mishap and your jet auto pilots back to Lockheed.

[–] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 year ago

"Sorry, you can't fire additional missiles without the Lockheed premium missile+ plan. Please contact one of our sales representives to continue."

[–] D61@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Insert two quarters to fire 10 rounds of .50cal..."

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 year ago

LMAO thats insane

[–] sovietsnake@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't understand, what are they exactly trying to sell them? Subscription for what applications?

[–] DesiDebugger@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Basically the US military will only have access to it's military software as long as they pay Lockheed for access.

[–] CriticalResist8@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 1 year ago

Please say yes Pentagon. This could actually be the nail in the coffin for the empire, I sincerely expect them to forget to renew in a year or two.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Furthermore, private companies can require you contract them for maintenance, as happens with the F35 and F16 currently (albeit on a country level)

[–] knfrmity@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago

The privately owned permanent war economy continues to eat its own tail.