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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 25 points 7 hours ago

This administration is coinciding with the beginning of the largest wealth transfer in US history…the death of the boomers. They’re going to siphon all that wealth to the top with no chance for it to circulate again.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

"Those pearly gates aren't free, you know."

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

“Streets of gold? In this economy?”