i hope I won't regret doing this

"It'll work"

Seems edible to me

HASHTAG YOLO!

"Hold my beer"

"Well this is probably stupid but whatever"

"How bad it could it hurt, really?"

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

"Fuck it, I'm on holiday"

"Honeybadger don't care! Honeybadger just takes what he wants!"

Leeeeeerrrrooooooooyyyyyy Jenkins

We're not here to fuck spiders

Jesus hates cowards!

Hey honey watch this

I know I shouldn’t but

Anything where multiple words are slurred

Only 1 way to find out...

You son of a bitch, I'm in.

"we've all gotta die someday!"

I'll start a diet tomorrow.

“I wonder…“

Hey y'all watch this!

Live fast - die young - leave a good-looking corpse

Two I surprisingly haven't seen yet:

"I haven't given a shit about anything in a while"

and

"I'll just cancel the free trial"

Risk it for the biscuit

"hold my beer" regardless of if I'm actually holding a beer

Fuck it. Generally right before I make a large, usually irresponsible decision, I say “fuck it”.

"I wonder what that Button does?!"

"FML, anyway. What's the worst that is going to happen?"

This time it'll be different

Well, let's see what we get.

Go big or go home.

God hates a coward!

"Gotta be in it to win it." bonus points if it's obviously only a painful task.

Oh and, nearly forgot my personal favourite, if I'm about to do something stupid, I say

"if I die from this, you have to write it on my gravestone."

I probably say that one way too often for my age...

You gotta die somehow, may as well make it a good story to tell.

Looked good on paper

I've suffered for this long, what's another month of misery.

“Throw it in the fuck it bucket”

Trust me, I've done this ... Like a bunch of times... 😅

I spend 60% of my life in front of it, might as well splurge on quality and comfort.

(Bad decision A: Spending almost 2/3 of my life sitting on a computer. Bad decision B: Using money on computers that I SHOULD save up to eventually affort a house loan)

"why not" "Fuck it" "Am I going to regret this? Not 80%? Do it" "Because I'm bored"

Just one more

Hold my beer, Imma try something

Nothing could possibly go wrong

I’ll apologize later

I’m sure last time was a fluke