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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

oh YEAH, WATCH THIS

:: pisses and shits pants ::

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wanna bet? falls out of tree and breaks both wings

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

Hexbear would last 3 seconds as a corgi

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

I can barely make it as a human let alone a freaking owl.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

How hard could it be? You just fly around and piss and shit 😒

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

I don't last two seconds now

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

You're right

I would be the immortal god owl of death

With eyes of fire and black wings that blot out the sun

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You wouldn't last 2 seconds in shower you dirty owl

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

ⁱ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ˢᵒ

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

Is it true that the Hexbear-Hexowl split is finally happening?

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

this reverse psychology? Huh? Huh? I see thru them tricks! You'll not be owlin me up that easily!

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

You will wear the owl costume and eat the beans

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

turns head, dead floppy-owl