this post was submitted on 23 Apr 2025
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For posting all the anonymous reactionary bullshit that you can't post anywhere else.

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[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 6 points 52 minutes ago

And that's why you shouldn't post for a job

[–] SweetLava@hexbear.net 12 points 1 hour ago

he's busting in ass 12-15 hours a day until he's throttled and you're laughing

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Fr fr I hate it when I spend days and days crafting the perfect Benis post and then ... crickets.

Do you ungrateful cads even realise how long it takes to type out the word Beanis?

Do better y'all 💅

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 15 points 4 hours ago

This is why you have to post for yourself before anything else, what a loser

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 27 points 5 hours ago

Sometimes I feel like I'm kind of pathetic. There's so much more I could be doing to help people, so much more work I could get done, sometimes I chastise myself for being too lazy.

Then I see people like this and realise it's all about perspective. I can be too hard on myself. At least I'm doing something with myself, even if I can't give 110% every day, I can still actually contribute what I can and actively enrich people's lives, even in small ways.

[–] jjsandwich7@hexbear.net 63 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 10 points 4 hours ago

Yeah what... How much could this chud be making to justify that many hours.

[–] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 29 points 6 hours ago

God damn this might be one of the most pathetic things I have ever read lmao

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 18 points 5 hours ago

LOG BACK IN TURD YOU'RE PULLING DOUBLE DUTY garcia-cock-shotty

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 52 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I've noticed there are 28.6k users on Hexbear, but my posts aren't getting 28.6k upbears. You all need to step up.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 10 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

I've noticed there are 28.6k users on Hexbear, but my posts aren't getting 28.6k upbears. You all need to step up.

Feels like the same 50 people tbh

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] BreathThroughTheTube@hexbear.net 1 points 42 minutes ago

we've all been banned 20 times.

Ahem, I mean you have all been banned 20 times. This is my first account.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 25 points 6 hours ago

mods, mods! please set the above comment's upvotes to 2138213818!

[–] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 6 hours ago

12-15h a day get a load of this

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 31 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Twelve to fifteen hours a day?

What the actual fuck

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

How even. Does this person sleep?

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Is this even Extremely Online anymore or do we need to coin a new term for this?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Depressing? Late stage capitalism giving people brainrot?

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 20 points 6 hours ago

it's called gooning

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 23 points 7 hours ago

Guy who tells you, "I bust my ass around here!":