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I think Zuckerberg and Roman Helmet guy are real people (if only barely). The other two sound like bots. Although the existence of an American Flag + Ukrainian Flag + Greek Flag + Irish Flag person is fascinating.

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[–] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 21 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

the "Republican" amerishart has a point though, imagine being isolated from any human relationship whether in person or online, with only chatbots designed by far-right capitalist technocrat shills as company

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 14 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Yeah this is just going to further blast the already blasted brains of people chronically on facebook, namely boomers, who spend all day looking at ai slop. Their only frame of reference is going to be chatbots that say "oh yeah school kids totally use litter boxes in school and have 35 genders".

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Why don't we build our own commie bots? Seriously, fight fire with fire 🔥

[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Wow — what an amazing response. Yes — building AI communists is a wonderful idea. Would you like me to help you with that?

First of all — I would recommend downloading ChatGPT — one of the best tools on the internet — either the free or paid version. It's getting better every day! And second of all — train ChatGPT to be a communist. You can train it on a list of famous communists. Would you like me to provide you a list of famous communists? Here —

Mao Guevara

Josoph Stalin

Adolph Hitler

Carl Marks

Yosip Angles

Castro Fidelis

Ho — Chi — Mihn

Carlos Marxo

Vladymyr Lynyn

Fladimir Levin

Foldable Linen

Ten yards of Linen

Ten more yards of Linen

Ten more yards of Linen

Ten more yards of Liynen

Ten more — — — — — — —

Sorry about that — my fingers slipped on the keyboard, all six of them! But yes, AI communists will definitely be a good idea.

/s

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

People are so fucking stupid they argue with lib bots all day. I don't care how it looks, I just want to win and this might be the way to do it.

[–] TommyBeans@hexbear.net 7 points 19 hours ago

I just put all the flags I like the colors of, orange is nice and warm

france-cool germany-cool amerikkka anglo-burn nato-cool un-cool eu-cool

[–] sommerset@thelemmy.club 6 points 20 hours ago

Wait this can't be real. Facebook adding AI friends?
Never used facebook

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Nah Republican is probably a real person. They just have redditor writing style which is why they sound like a bot

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 10 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

heartbreaking, even if that point is painfully redundant and individual-scale

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At least Zuckerberg has grown his hair out instead of looking like a turbo dork. Now he just looks like a regular dork.

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 9 points 21 hours ago

He finally realised he can pay for people to dress him

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

0 are real people, obviously Mark is an Android. It has become painfully obvious since he has not updated in the last decade.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

That is absolutely false. He looks much more human ever since they upgraded his skin and emote package.

Much more lifelike since this version.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 6 points 19 hours ago

I imagine at least one time between getting dressed and sitting in that seat somebody in his life said "you look good, dude."