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... the hot sauce gets mixed with the lube.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 5 hours ago

...somebody gets pregnant.

[–] vvilld@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 12 hours ago

someone monetizes it.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago
[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 hours ago

...the turntables.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 hours ago

Hate when that happens! Really ruins the mood.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

the red light comes on for the first time

Especially the korean song thingy singed by a child-sounding voice. Feel so weird since its a mixture of childhood, which is supposed to make you feel safe, but the its juxtaposed with the blood everywhere making the whole scene so... I can't even find the word for it... absurd? ironic? bewildering?

The dub is just terrible. If you only wstched the dub, you're missing out on so much of the emotions embedded in the voice/dialogue.

[–] oyzmo@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

...Trump actually gets elected for a second term.

The debated would've been hillarious in the other timeline. In this timeline, this is just so idiotic and depressing, absolutely unreal how it even happens. If this were in the plot of a movie/tv, I would just turn it off since its so unrealistic.

I'm wondering if everything I see is just a simulation.

[–] uhmbah@lemmy.ca 1 points 12 hours ago
[–] executivechimp@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 15 hours ago

...it's all guns and fame

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 0 points 9 hours ago

They find out

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

...the game ends and we all head home because we have to get up early for work tomorrow.

[–] Arkouda@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

...someone starts filming it. Then it's evidence.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I feel bad for kids these days.

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 1 points 10 hours ago

Yep I'm a 90s kid. So many memories so little evidence

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 1 day ago

... the game crashes and corrupts your save

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

The fire nation attacks!

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Someone loses an eye. Is how I usually say it.

[–] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

...till mom says come home for dinner and it's liver again.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You fall into the Thames.

You forget everyone's names.

Zombies start eating brains.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Do you pronounce Thames like names and brains, or names and brains like Thames?

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm from Connecticut, so yes.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This says it's the US pronunciation of Thames: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xKDzKYcKTO4

Do you pronounce names and brains that way, or do you pronounce Thames differently in Connecticut than the rest of the US?

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

CT has a Thames river. I'm not sure any other states do.

[–] SjLucky@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Funny enough I had a landlord named Thames. Called him Tim.

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It's all fun and games, until you shart your pants.