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[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 17 points 9 hours ago

Where programming?

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

The design is very human.

[–] Mikina@programming.dev 41 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

This furniture is actually a sex furniture. At least it's marketed as such locally, exactly the same shape, and pretty popular at local fetish/BDSM events.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 hours ago

Yeah first though when I looked at this was "wait isn't this literally the sex couch ?"

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

What positions can you do on it, that are comfortable for both parties? Or is it meant for less comfortable stuff only?

[–] Tower@lemmy.zip 23 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Link to illustrations (hopefully the spoiler tag keeps apps from embedding) - >!https://www.sextoydistributing.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/20/ag830-1_540x540.png!<

♪ Get off
Twenty-three positions in a one-night stand
Get off
I'll only call you after if you say I can ♪

[–] hoch@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

BOOTY WORSHIP 🙏

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

#9: Stand and deliver

Dude is totally fucking her knees.

[–] termaxima@programming.dev 9 points 9 hours ago

More importantly, the chair isn’t even part of that illustration 😅

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago

The artist really gave up early. Some of the positions just look superimposed over the chair.

[–] ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 hours ago

Who are we to judge

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 21 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

This is CAD software, and not something like blender right? So they are gonna physically make that chair, and not use it for an 18+ video game?

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

You can still get usable assets from cad software - I used to be big into mods, and I'd usually start any object models by throwing it together in Inventor then porting it to blender for the texture/UV/rigging/etc part. It's not super efficient, thats for sure, but if you think better in breps than polygons (like me) it was a good workaround for having to learn new skills...

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

@cm0002@lemmy.world Why don't you crosspost when copying posts?

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Now I look stupid. Thanks! And sorry!

What app are you using? Not even the official interface is showing that info.

Edit: It does show on lemmy.world. Time to update my instance. Maybe its a new feature I overlooked.

[–] sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] lotharmatthaeus@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 hours ago

Is lemmynsfw always that much down?

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

It looks like they imported an isometric view into 2D space

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 12 hours ago

That's a miniature sofa.