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[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

"Also, put this on:"

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 20 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Get Zuck can you look into the Epstein files for us.

[–] malloc@lemmy.world 24 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Zuckerberg always looks so uncomfortable. Is this what it looks like when you sell out the human race so you can continue to hoard wealth?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

He looks like he's holding in a fart, but also isn't quite sure what a fart is. Because he's not human.

"I feel like there's a buildup inside me. My body vessle is going to explode"

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Well he probably hasn't shed his skin in a while. So he's probably really itchy

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Yeah and really hard to blink vertically and not use your nictitating membrane

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 30 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 17 hours ago

From Lawyer-Look, to Old-Zuck-Cool-Dude-Look, and now back?

The Special-K is doing some magic with those brains

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 3 points 16 hours ago

I hope he gets the Sporus treatment.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I mean zuck is a sharp shifting lizard alien so he could morph into a musk.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the classic ZZ Top hit song of the 1980s.

Sharp Shifting Lizard Man

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 13 hours ago

Every fascist crazy 'bout a Sharp Shifting Lizard Man