Most are the hunted, some are the hunter.
this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2025
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I have absolutely no problem with the death penalty for crimes like this.
Shouldn't ave pinched me chip, simple as!
Not only is he cruel, he is actually participating in making more powerful Seagulls, the surviving seagulls will be the ones that can steal chips and survive being thrown at a wall. Beware the terminator seagull soon attacking your chips, the walls will not survive!
Seagulls: 2,047,7998, Humans: 1
This would only be true, if that piece of shit had stolen the seagull it's chip or if the seagulls had smashed more than two million people to death.
When's the last time of these sky rats swung someone into a wall though. I'd say that counts for at least 5 chips.
Humans:
- Takes all the fish for themselves
- has bussiness dump to birds perfectly edible but to humans not commercially pretty enough fish bits in the trash.
- builds apartments on the gulls original habitat
“wHy Do ThESe SEaguLl KeEP STEalinG FrOm Us”
I also grew up at the coast and yes they are a menace. But as the saying goes fuck around, find out.
Imagine if we restored and maintained the habitat and did a daily collection of fish waste to dump near that habitat.
Exc-fucking-actly. I'm horrified by how many people here think that animal cruelty is okay when you don't like the said animal.
They're also a "menace" because many people actively feed them. It's the same as ducks following people around expecting bread.
Well said!
I love living in a seaside English tourist area, watching tourists get absolutely bullied to bits by the seagulls.
If you hurt animals, you suck.
Factory farms and the entire livestock/dairy/meat industry does indeed suck.
I grew up by the sea and seagulls can fuck right off. Ones where I was learned to shit on you and your food from above so you would put it in the bin, then they'd raid the bin and eat the shit covered food.
A near-lifetime around these fuckers gives me some sympathy for this guy. Not a lot, but some.
Grew up by the sea too. Humans destroyed the vast majority seagulls' habitat, overfished a ton, so if now they steal from us, it's only fair. They are wild animals and need food. People should learn to protect their food instead of being a horrible piece of shit.
That's why I prefer bagels.
The bird shit might clear the hole?
Nah I just prefer gulls that fly over the bay.
Well played
That just sounds like they're being smart to me. They do it to get food, not to be malicious. Unlike humans.
Doesn't make them any more convenient to live with than hungry mosquitoes or botfly larvae
I grew up with seagulls (well, lake gulls) and they weren't a bother. Then I visited the actual seaside... I wondered why there weren't more chip stands serving seagull meat.
Small flighted bird - Low meat ratio
Human food scavenger - Dirty malnourished
Of course, if you give McDonalds any hints, they might throw em in a grider whole and start a new line of nuggets.
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Gawd damn boomers... Hahahhahah
I hope he gets The Lighthouse treatment at the end.
If you know, you know.
as someone who's had their food stolen by a seagull a few times i once found myself in a fit of petty rage googling "can i kill a seagull" and the answer is no, like legally you cannot, they're protected birds
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Once saw a seagull casually walk up to a pigeon like it was going to walk past it and just snap it's fucking neck.
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