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There's TOO MANY DANG OWLS!

It's time to settle this once and for all, IN BATTLE!

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[-] MorelaakIsBack@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

Stinky owls?

I notice you are standing quite close to Walked Right Into That One Memorial Pitfall, would you like me to take your picture?

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago
[-] Judge_Jury@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

I don't know what you're talking about but I'll let you know if I see any

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

STOP TRYING TO TRICK ME COWARD AND FACE JUSTICE!

[-] Judge_Jury@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

Are animorphs technically their animal morphs? Because I'm one of those if it saves me from having to face justice

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

You're not gonna like my thirteen owl themed alts

[-] Ithorian@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

OWL RUMBLE! HOOOOOOOOT!

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago
[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

Shut the fuck up Malthusian, there's no such thing as too many owls.

[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 11 months ago

Mowlthusian

[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

I'll have you know I smell fantastic!

[-] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

I, Tom Bombadil, approve as many owls as possible on this site.

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

No you fool, owls multiply by mitosis. Each drop of blood spilt will arise as a fresh owl, ornery to have been brought into this world surrounded by ruckus and hollering

[-] Zodiark@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

As many as the Geese allow.

[-] GottiGoFast@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

A Court of Owls if you will.

this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2023
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