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[–] AF_R@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Trump continuing to unironically do more for Leftism than any Democrat, ever, will never fail to entertain me

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

The contradictions, they're heightening!!

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

Do it, coward stonks-down

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ok, that would be pretty fun actually. The fallout would be immense and long lasting. He won't do that though, thats like a real job. If he does anything, it'll be an ouster that puts in like a Scott bessent type.

With how this timeline is going, anything seems possible right now. Don't count out the wet boy just yet. trump-anguish

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

Please, I don't ask for much. I just want the Executive to handle tariffs, the military, and the central bank.

[–] RION@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Trump also wanted to make himself pope (which would have been the funniest timeline)

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm still a little bummed we didn't get the Mar-a-Lago Antipope sicko-wistful

[–] Grapho@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

I can never play Crusader Kings again knowing I can't be as ridiculous as real life is

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

the instant trump appoints himself fed chair is the instant the market crash begins in earnest. the speed of capital flight would be staggering

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wonder if that would be the point where he actually gets JFK'd

[–] Grapho@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They'd just slip a little ebola into his piss bag catheter

[–] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

Do it, coward!

[–] miz@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago