[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 2 points 18 minutes ago

dril

Topping up my tits with a turkey baster full of silicon because I'm going to a fancy gala and want to make an impression

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 3 points 41 minutes ago

GodIWishThatWereMe.jpg

That sounds amazing

Every time I've tried doing AA groups, it was mostly middle aged cishet men and I stuck out like a sore thumb and felt super awkward

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 7 points 44 minutes ago

(getting endocrinology bloodwork and hrt)

YEAH BITCH, SCIENCE party-parrot-science

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 7 points 48 minutes ago

Stupid bit idea, surgery mentionSeeking angel investors for a Silicon Valley startup that makes bionic breast implants that come with an app that allow you to adjust their size and shape called "KNCKRS"

IPO valued at $420,000,069 somehow

I get arrested and charged under the espionage act after it comes out that the implants are all fembot style concealed firearms that make the people that get them into Chinese sleeper agents

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 6 points 1 hour ago

is-this whywhywhywhywhy germany-cool

Is this a "Biden saying they'd blow up Nordstream" in the meeting with Olaf Scholz type deal?

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago

Existing ironically and self actualizing and striving towards improving my mental health and relationships as a bit

I'm Bam Margera and this is get sober and eat healthier and exercise regularly and launch bottle rockets out of my ass

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago

thonk thought-side-l-1🎸✨thought-side-l-2

I should learn how to solder and brush up on my woodworking skills and become a luthier and open a custom shop and do setups and mods for people as a side hustle. (No, this isn't a coke head "let's start a restaurant" thought, but I am sleep deprived and extremely caffeinated)

Guitar gear nerd shitFishman should make a Fluence version of Seymour Duncan P-Rails where the single coil and p90 are printed to have the single coil hotter to match the p90 output so the combined humbucker mode isn't all uneven and muddy.

Fluence design clarity in a hot swiss army knife pickup like the P-Rails design would be so sick, wire it up with coil tap and an out of phase option and it'd be like the ultimate versatile pickup option.

Put that bad boy in a neck through design guitar with 24 frets, locking trem and locking tuners, a killswitch, a D-tuner on the low E, and put a Whammy Ricochet on your pedal board for lowering the tuning when you need to and you'd pretty much have a set up that can play anything that's in any regular interval or drop tuning.

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago

So thirsty thought I heard a mosquito gf, two headed boi bf

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 23 points 2 hours ago

Anybody have a good report on the Khakhovka Dam collapse from last June? Had a discussion/disagreement with a pro-Ukraine guy irl about stuff after the golf course Trump would-be assassin turned out to be a deranged NAFO guy and the irl guy was trying to deflect about "Russian imperialism" at the same time he was claiming "Putin is doing scorched earth tactics purely out of vindictive national hatred of the Ukrainian people" and claimed Russia destroyed the dam just to flood out the region downstream of it to ruin infrastructure.

I don't know enough about it to push back on it confidently and didn't want to reveal my power level too much, but the whole thing read to me like the "Russia is gonna blow up the ZNPP as a dirty bomb" thing awhile back where I was just like "...the power plant they control? That they captured and secured? That they'd want to maintain as valuable infrastructure if they intend on conquering everything in Ukraine like you claim?" I know there's a lot of fog of war shit in reporting from an active warzone, but I'm almost certain this guy believed in the "Ghost of Kiev" and probably soyfaced over the "Russian warship, go fuck yourself" Snake Island thing, and the dam collapse thing being a vindictive Russian scorched earth thing just sounds fishy to me. Weren't there reports of it being hit with US supplied HIMARS by Ukrainian forces or am I thinking of something else?

Pushing back on this kind of shit makes me feel like pepe-silvia sometimes I stfg

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 26 points 3 hours ago

Hamas welcomed Sunday's attack

Stupid bit idea: Hamas Keir Starmer

tory I welcome Ansra Allah's support, but I invite them to go further

hamas-red-triangle

hamas-base

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago

People are saying ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony, side by side in my teeth folks

I did everything right, and they tried dropping a piano on meeee

Even the late great Stevie Wonder saw it coming though and now I have these new tremendous teeth, some are saying ebony is the most luxurious wood, and ivory comes from elephant like our great republican mascot! We love it

trump-anguish

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SQUIGGLY FRET 7 STRING isaac-pog

Xenharmonic stuff that isn't super dissonant is so cool to me, this is really calming and beautiful but also really alien and kind of eerie and mysterious sounding hexbear-specter

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submitted 6 days ago by LocalOaf@hexbear.net to c/music@hexbear.net

cat-vibing

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by LocalOaf@hexbear.net to c/music@hexbear.net

Solo side project from one of Vildhjarta's guitarists

The most recent release under Stoort Neer is a full band with a vocalist and more post-hardcore/skramz-y

Love the weird guitar tone and rubbery twangy bending thing he does

kirby-jammin

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Checked a notification I got in the trans mega and the comment chain doesn't appear, and the original post for the mega about Leslie Feinberg displays but none of the comments appear for me. When I go to the c/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns page, no threads appear. Did the com get scrubbed or is this some bug on my end?

monke-beepboop

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submitted 2 weeks ago by LocalOaf@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

isaac-pog sick Banjo ROMhacks incoming

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kirby-jammin hat-kid-dance squirtle-jam meow-fiesta

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Target Locator go brrrrrrr

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should-have-been-me

Dudes rock

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by LocalOaf@hexbear.net to c/music@hexbear.net

im-doing-my-part "Death is Just Around the Corner.*

Well I grew up in the client-state of a petro king with a complicated take on things like human rights, But baby that's the sacrifice, for bringing joy to the world

And I learned young how the west was won, with Christ's big heart and a bigger gun But it wasn't enough so we took the moon Because nazi rocket science too, can bring joy to the world

The war on drugs, this righteous cause To clear our streets of criminals, now civilized by an opioid, so the Sackler family can enjoy Spreading joy around the world

New York City, the world loves you and retribution was surely duе To the zealots who brought you hell, boy thе heroes in Langley taught them well How to infiltrate joy into the world

Can’t we all just get along like Amazon and Raytheon Coming together to make a drone To bring us lunch and kill their sons in a synergistic 2-for-1 Ballistic joy to the world

Please stop resisting all the joy in your world Just a car full of celebrities singing about the joy in your world

A string of bad luck, in this final turn, we gathered around and watched our cities burn “Who could have possibly predicted this?!” said everyone

So we'll boldly venture into the black, guided by a Grimes soundtrack We'll liberate some foreign stars and stick a flag on the face of mars There’s beauty in starting again, patient zero of original sin As the mantra rings across the land “how clever, look at us, we've done it again!”

We're bringing joy to whole new worlds You must admit we've certainly got a knack for bringing joy To whole new worlds In time these aliens will learn to love the joy We bring to whole new worlds

We're bringing joy to your world You’d better hope you don't have cheap bananas or else we're bringing joy to your world You’d better hope you don't have dead dinosaurs or we'll bring joy to your world You’d better hope you don't have big plans or else we're bringing...

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by LocalOaf@hexbear.net to c/politics@hexbear.net

What it isn't is an actionable blueprint to end "US Democracy"--as if democracy was even the dominant trend in the US republic--but it isn't nothing. It does tell us where the id of future GOP staffers actually is, and what incoherence in right-wing ideologies and interests needs to be papered over by an otherwise incoherent grabbag of ideologically opposed policies. Trump likes his demagogy much vaguer. But we also need to look beyond these immediate concerns and interests and see the long-term trends that are being exposed like lipstick traces.

Interesting stuff, I don't always agree with Varn but always think he's interesting and frequently ends up making some cogent insights on political economy development and labor relations and what's going on in major liberal unions in the US and envy how well read and broad his theory knowledge is. Sean KB from The Antifada is really good for that too.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by LocalOaf@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

"Fuck movies."

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Just guys bein' dudes/ramps for other dudes

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