ProgAimerGirl

joined 6 months ago
[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 12 points 6 hours ago

, but I draw the line at off-brand cheez-its

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

wait, wasn't this two or three weeks ago? it's still in the supply chain? wtf is going on

edit: wait or was that listeria

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 31 points 6 days ago (1 children)

imagining a rando with good political instincts but no context first sneering at this, then getting confused, looking up the oceangate incident, then smiling like a toddler with candy

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

jerk off sesh in the oval, you know, as boys do

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

adam in the cuck chair

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

hasan is legitimately and prejudiced and racist and towards eastern europeans (and particlarly poles), and views the baltic and polish people and as meat sheilds and for wester europe, and calls for "and nazi nato" and to and be and dismantled and

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

and the little mylar bag! don't forget the little mylar bag! gosh, we do so much for you

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i wonder what mike ramirez's resting O~2~ saturation is

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

the rule of reactionary projection says these libs are the ones with the kink. i mean who cares enjoy yourself, but please libs, we do not all need to know about your presidential piss fantasies

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

let that sink in

regrettably, the sink in question:

 

if you think this stinker is a bridge too far,

🎶✨🎤tough tiiiiiits🎤✨🎶

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 21 points 4 weeks ago

designer sucked dick brand names at wholesale sucked dick prices

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 8 points 4 weeks ago

an overdriven marshall stack at max volume playing violin stabs from the shower scene in hitchcock's psycho

 

yOU ArE StEaLiNg!!!!!@!

 

breaking news: sometimes, a lib can be funny

 

hell yes hell YES the vibe og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear og-hex-bear

 

https://www.rte.ie/news/ireland/2024/0716/1460216-united-ireland-committee/

it's all just a holodeck malfunction folks, we'll be back to warp 8 and after-shift drinks in ten forward in no time. the captain is on top of it

 

the details (via Variety Magazine):

Kyle Gass, true heart of the poster, put the tenacious in tenacious d, Jack Black, true pants of the pisser, put the money in his mouth and his whole ass in front of the camera

 
 

-supreme court fash speedrun any% begins in earnest

-biden does his best cryptkeeper impression in the debate, the lyin' lamestream media balks hard, swing state polls start leaking badly

-reads from post Trump calls for jailing and "televised military tribunals" of "Mr. Biden, Ms. Harris, Mr. Pence, Mr. Schumer, Mr. McConnell and Nancy Pelosi"

-xi presses the rare earth resources socialism button, presumably (or at least hopefully) in prep for pressing the ALL earth resources socialism button

-heritage foundation president does a public threat of violence at the left, increasing his chances of being roadkilled by a significant factor (fingers crossed)

-the west sez: zelensky your country is three embodied forms of corruption in a trenchcoat, yea we are gonna need you to take off that "i fought a losing war of attrition and all i got was a spot in NATO" tshirt you keep wearing on tv

-dr disrespect dropped by subway (this isn't momentous it's just hilarious LMAO)

-steam summer sale

-the pho place near me fixed their broth (less cinnamon chefs-kiss )

 

Cargo Ship Stuck In River After Tide Falls | BBC

chanting BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK - BOAT, STUCK -

 

one more vaporized water bottle ✅

what? you are 14 and have a us history report due? ❌

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