Are The Straights OK?

Idk what those terms mean but it seems pretty gay to be comparing your boyfriends like that

Idk wtf a "gamma male" is but at least they acknowledge men with long hair now.

I'm a Ligma.

Astrology for people who know how to get ahold of rohypnol.

This image looks like some shitty alternate universe version of Doctor Who regenerations.

They all look the same except the Harry Potter type.

It must suck being so insecure.

Elon Musk took one look at Sigma Male and went "Yes, I am going to model my entire aesthetic after that guy" and ended up looking like the biggest dork in the universe.

I know this is terrible, but I find it fascinating in a sort of juvenile, teen magazine personality quiz, collect all the dolls type of way.

We've got our Businessman, Jock, Normcore main character, Sensitive Grunge Musician, Dweeb and Rebel.

Ignoring the manosphere bullshit and blithely viewing this as a team of characters planning a heist, or potential matches in a farming game or dating sim, how is this not kind of cool?

🤣 this reads like Cosmo for men. I love that for them!

Wait, so it’s like Power Rangers?

Also, why is Gamma after Delta?

The Myth of the Alpha Male by Pop Culture Detective 31 minutes and 37 seconds https://youtu.be/kpvpadX5mwM

Where's shrigma?

sigma ball lmao

Looks like all you have to do to be an alpha is grow facial hair and wear a suit.

They've almost found the phi-male. Keep looking, guys!

alphas are shitty spy movie villains, betas are school jocks, deltas are average joes, gammas are Kurt Cobain, omegas are school nerds, sigmas are the 90s school troublemaker

I wonder what an Upsilon male is. The Wikipedia gives us more options than I'd expected.

I imagine a phi male is just a bit out of phase with other guys.

A theta male always figures out his angle of approach before beginning something.

A lambda male fails at predictable intervals.

A mu male is just a guy. It may be mean to say it but he's utterly average.

And of course the omega male gets pregnant but not like in a trans way.

Curious what people suspect the other types of males are like.

Why did they flip Gamma and Delta?

You know, the more I think about it, the more I think these manosphere "men" should be put in daycare. They're clearly not mentally old enough to be adults, so maybe making "dude daycares" for them wouldn't be the worst thing on the planet.

So Alpha males is the idea scammers sell to kids. Betas are non cunts who incels look down upon. Sigma males are people who buy into this shit but have no friends.

Wtf are Delta, Gamma and Omega males?

Edit: AND WHY THE FUCK ISNT BETA FOLLOWED BY GAMMA BUT BY DELTA!?

This list is a total scam, Where are my favorite type of guys? Where is the mellow punk? where is the just a little guy? WHERE IS THE WEIRD UNKLE?! Where is the Gen ex doomer with nice sense of humor?! Where is the closeted Christian who is really kinky in bed?!

I'm a Psi male because my car tires are always going flat

Maybe the omegas could form a group. Maybe they could call it the omegaverse