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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The walking dead tv show takes places in a magical land known as Georgia which has endless summers and falls.

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

You can't set your zombie show in a place where it gets cold, they'll just turn into mush when it gets below freezing for a couple days.

Zombies don't produce body heat so when the water inside their cells freezes the ice crystals will burst the cell walls. A day or two below freezing would just clear out all the zombies.

[–] abc@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Zombies don't produce body heat so when the water inside their cells freezes the ice crystals will burst the cell walls. A day or two below freezing would just clear out all the zombies.

very-smart that's what you think but my zombies don't fall prey to this because they generate body heat

surely zombies would turn to mush on a hot day even quicker than they did cold - its free insect real estate

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Definitely the rot and insect issues will become a problem pretty quickly in a warm environment. Things are gonna get nasty fast and the maggots will strip things down in a week or two. Even if there are no bugs, all the soft tissues will decompose within 3-4 months.

But frostbite will crack your cell walls wide open in minutes. Arguably, the mush-ification part of the process is almost instant. When the cell hits 0°C and freezes, it's kinda like popping a balloon. Bam! Necrosis.

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I don't remember which piece of media made it so that the zombies went dormant when it got too cold, but they'd wake up right away when they warmed up.

That could be a good way to introduce purely-human drama into the mix. Resources dwindle, days are shorter, and the grudges born during the sunny days mature into feuds.

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

IIRC, that's what Max Brooks's World War Z did. They just turned into ice statues and got covered over by the snow.

[–] Nacarbac@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah, but have you considered that almost all zombies are actually magical or superscience? What's important is that they set up the Gimmick that enables zombies, and then reason from that.

They should also grind their joints to dust pretty quickly, run out of energy, and go blind.

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, trying to make zombies make sense is ultimately a futile endeavour. You either have to handwave everything away or you end up watering it down so far that the story becomes "If being a Baby Boomer was contagious"

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Turns out feasting on human brains really is the key to superpowers and eternal life, only problem is that up until this point only zombies ate enough to find out!

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

I looked it up and an episode of twd does do some winter stuff but yeah you're right.