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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 79 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hilarious. Basically the country just admitting that they want a theoretical Democrat over a Republican, but every time a Democrat takes office they go "wait no not like that."

They want someone who will do literally anything that the Democratic party says they'll do, but that's not any existing named Democrat.

[–] Ericthescruffy@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

Right?? Like maybe it's naive but isn't this more or less voters screaming: "where the hell is that one Democrat the Republicans and Fox news keep warning us about? We want that guy!!!!"

[–] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

You can smell the ideology it's so poignant.

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Pandantic@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Here's what chat GPT thinks are great names for democrats.

Would you vote for these people?

  • Grace Harrison
  • Ethan Noble
  • Olivia Justice
  • Aaron Prosper
  • Maya Liberty
  • Gabriel Unity
  • Sophia Hope
  • Isaiah Progress
  • Ava Harmony
  • Lucas Vision

If anyone's curious, here's Chat GPT's view of great republican candidate names:

  • John Patriot
  • Emily Freedom
  • Samuel Valor
  • Abigail Prosperity
  • Benjamin Heritage
  • Madison Liberty
  • Nathan Integrity
  • Chloe Resilience
  • James Security
  • Sarah Vision
[–] jacob@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the Integrity-Vision presidential ticket will heal the nation

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Nathan Integrity for You

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Kojima ass names

wasn't pete 2020 the chatgpt candidate

[–] buh@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago

generic democrat 2024 the-democrat

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People still think the Democratic Party as a whole is good and is only being ruined by a few bad apples. 😟

[–] brightpants 1 points 1 year ago

While the rest thinks the Republican Party as a whole is bad and is only being redeemed by a few good apples

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

why is warren the 2019 pull instead of bomber bernie?

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're afraid what the polls would say if they dare lathe his name.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Yeah libs are still scared if him even though he's their gimp

[–] WafflesTasteGood@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago
[–] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

He's not nominated yet. They can force him to retire before the convention. However, there's no one who can replace him who's any better.

not-hillary Or is there?

[–] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Now it's norm-respectable's turn.

[–] impiri@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A Biden’s a Biden, but the Mystery Democrat could be anything

[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Liberal Driller 2024

[–] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

maaaaaybe something good

maaaaaybe something bad

i guess we'll never know

[–] RonPaulyShore@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

truth hurts: biden'd be even less popular if he were less genocidal (see, e.g., his approval rating irreversibly tanking after withdrawing from afghanistan).

[–] shath@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago