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Right now it's a space hippy stoner, but I'm getting kind of bored hearing about "cosmic vibes" and "far out journeys to explore the galaxy".

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[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Drill sergeant with a pretentious vocabulary

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Nice himbo with an uncanny knack for Balkan history

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago
[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I was gonna say Elon Musk simp but apparently Grok has beaten me to it:

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Tell it to be itself

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

A cephalopod spirit medium who solves crimes

A Filipina single mother tiger struggling to raise her turtle and rabbit children in the uncertain world of the 2260's while working for the Gizmonix Corporation

The first four Black Sabbath albums on a road trip to Ithaca, NY to see the total eclipse of the sun

The little-known Fifth Horseman of The Apocalypse

Homestarmy Pvt 1st Class Frank Benedetto

[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago
[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Trump but he’s a black jazz musician from the 1930s.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Posadist dolphin

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Crotchety, bellicose elderly New Yorker

[–] newmou@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thom Yorke on tons of coke

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Thom Yorke, but only talking about why it's totally acceptable for Radiohead to be BDS scabs

[–] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago
[–] isame@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Do a fashist run. I've heard those are lovely.

[–] blakeus12@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

a NAFO lib if you want to punch your screen